BLOG POST
Mariam, holding a mic: Hello everyone! I’m Mariam, and I’m here with the incredibly amazing Doodler, who is one of my most favorite people in the world! So, Doodie, why don’t you introduce yourself and tell them how you ended up in this blog post? *puts mic under Doodler’s nose*
Doodler: Hello! I'm Doodler, *whispers* and how do I answer that question?
Mariam: Well, um, you have been here since the editing of the site and we decided to spice up the blog some more I guess? And uhhh, listing some of your hobbies is a good way to introduce yourself?
Doodler: Yes, right! About hobbies? Hmm *thinks* Does sleeping count? Apart from that, I love writing and reading
Mariam: sleeping totally counts. Unfortunately, that's one hobby we don't share. And tell them how we ended up as friends!!
Doodler: Oh yes! So Mariam has been a great friend and do you know we met? We both joined this one Islamic course and became friends and now, it seems like she has been my friend since forever.
Mariam: It really does, oh wow. We’ve been friends for… 2 years now, I think? More than 2?
Doodler: Yup, around 2 years. We should also highlight that we have never met in real life.
Mariam: OH RIGHT! Yeah, it was an online Islamic class, and we live like… *googles something* 7,988.86 km away from each other. Long distance friendships have their pros and cons I guess.
Mariam: So shall we dive into the post?
Doodler: Sure!! I'm excited.
Would You Rather Questions:
1. Would you rather be half your height or double your weight?
Mariam: That’s a cool question. But the thing is, I’m already half an average person’s height, so…
Doodler: Well, I think I would choose to double my weight since doubling my weight won't be a big deal because I’m thin. But half my height? Hell nah.
Mariam: Lmao, I wouldn’t double my weight though since I would have a heart attack. I’m quite heavy, but InshAllah I’m working on it.
Mariam: But… I don’t wanna be half my height either. I’ll basically become Bob from the Minions movie.
2. Would you rather listen to one song for the rest of your life or never be allowed to listen to the same song twice?
Doodler: That's quite hard to answer because I'm a person who keeps listening to my favorite songs on repeat. But hearing it for the rest of life, I don’t think that's any better. But, I'll choose to never hear the same song twice.
Mariam: I don’t listen to songs much lol. Though I do like listening to some songs which my friends play again and again, just so I can memorize the lyrics and sing it out loud alone. But I think I’ll die of boredom and insanity if I could only listen to one tune. So my answer’s the same as yours.
3. Would you rather have no one come to your wedding or your funeral?
Mariam: I WOULD CHOOSE FUNERAL BECAUSE I WOULD BE TOO DEAD TO NOTICE, LMAO.
Doodler: Samee. I would be fine with nobody attending my funeral because I would basically be a dead meat sack.
Mariam: LOL OK. Although, I wouldn’t mind not many people coming to my wedding cuz I’m satisfied with just getting my Nikah done. Not some big wedding thing. (By the way, Nikah means the Islamic wedding. After getting the Nikah done with your fiancé-now-spouse, you’re allowed to touch and do stuff which normal couples do).
4. Would you rather get rich in a way that disappoints your family or just make enough money to live?
Doodler: Making enough money to live, I guess?
Mariam: Same. Cuz think about it. If you're filthy rich, you have to keep worrying about losing that money and sharing it and stuff. But if you have just enough to live off, you’ll never be starved or homeless cuz you’ll always have just enough money to live off!
5. Would you rather go back in time to meet your ancestors or go into the future to meet your great-grandchildren?
Mariam: I… would choose going to the future cuz I don’t want to step in a world where I have to just suffer through insects and sleeping on the sand :)
Doodler: I would want to see my kids. Like bro, why would anyone wanna see their great grandparents or something.
Mariam: True, I wouldn’t mind meeting them though. It’s just the circumstances and the environment.
6. Would You Rather Have A Partner Who’s Shy Or One Who Makes You Feel Shy?
Doodler: Someone who makes me shy. I wanna blush so hard that I get a natural cheek tint.
Mariam: Lol. Awww, that’s cute. The thing is with me, if the other person is shy, I become confident. I sometimes become the opposite of the person I’m with cuz I get these sisterly urges to take care of them, since I constantly babysit my three younger sisters.
7. Would You Rather Be Rich And Ugly, Or Poor And Good-Looking?
Doodler: Rich and ugly, of course. In this world, money is everything, at least, that's all what people care about. Even if you're ugly, nobody cares as long as you're rich.
Mariam: That’s true. Though you gotta be sure that money doesn’t make one a miser. Cuz in the eyes of Allah (swt), the richest person is the one who has the most good deeds.
Mariam: Although… the question doesn’t say rich in money specifically…
8. Would you rather know the date of your death or the cause of your death?
Mariam: I would… want to know the date. Cuz if I know the cause, then I would inevitably try to avoid it. And one can’t escape death. But if I know the date, then I would try to live as much as possible and be prepared. You?
Doodler: Same. I can be prepared for that day rather than having high anxiety while doing something that is supposed to be the cause of my death.
Mariam: Imagine the cause of your death is something ordinary like brushing your teeth. I would be filled with anxiety every time I would brush my teeth lol.
Doodler: For real!!!
9. Would you rather be a genius and know everything or be amazing at any activity you tried?
Doodler: Hmm, probably be amazing at any activity I try cause if I have to get a job, I need to be good at it.
Mariam: HA! I’m already amazing⭐💫👏💗🌟✨🌠🌃🤩!
Mariam: Lol, seriously though. It says being amazing at any activity you do. You try to cure cancer? Boom, instant cure. End world hunger? Bam, fully bellies. World peace? Are you kidding? Pshh, easy-peasy. The same goes for knowing everything so honestly I don’t really mind.
10. Would you rather find $100 floating in the public toilet or $5 in your pocket?
Mariam: Uh… seriously? Pshh this is easy. I would choose the $100 cuz the note might be soggy and disgusting, but I can wash it and dry it.
Doodler: exactly, I would go for the same answer. I can even wash it with soap. Just kidding.
Mariam: Lmao. But I'm serious though. Australian notes are plastic not paper. Once I accidentally left a $5 note in the washing machine and it came out without a tear and it wasn't soggy at all. In fact, it was clean. It was crumpled, but other than that, it was perfect. I can just iron it back to be a crisp note.
Doodler: Our notes are paper sooo...
11. Would you have a pause button in your life or a rewind button?
Doodler: Rewind please. I would do anything to live those good days again. Although, pausing isn't that bad, I’ll still choose to rewind.
Mariam: For once, I disagree cuz when you have a rewind button, all the memories will lose their potential. Its emotions and what makes it special. I would choose to pause cuz then I can pause, take a few deep breaths, calm myself, think of a way to handle a situation correctly then play and deal with it.
Mariam: Also, I wouldn’t have any late assignments or difficult tests :D
Doodler: Mariam using her brain be like-
12. Would you rather fight 100 duck sized horses or one horse sized duck?
Mariam: I love this question. What do you think, Dood?
Doodler: You mean the question? It is so cool that I can’t stick to an answer.
Mariam: 😏 I know what I would choose...
Doodler: Well, I don't but maybe fight one horse sized duck
Mariam:
BRING FORTH THE DUCK-HORSES
13. Would you rather have your breath smell like a bad fart or your laugh sound like a fart?
Doodler: Damn. It's hard. But I laugh for every single thing so I would rather have my breath smell like a bad fart.
Mariam: My dear Doodler, you're smart! You can just use mouthwash! I would choose having a laugh that sounds like a fart cuz I only laugh at funny things. So imagine making everyone else laugh because of your fart-laugh. We’d be laughing so hard that everyone would literally be crying on the floor and good feelings would be everywhere. Like imagine you’re in a bad situation and you bust out your old fart-laugh and soon everyone in the room is slightly happier cuz of your laugh.
14. If you had magical abilities, would you rather help people with them or prank them?
Doodler: Help them of course, I ain't cruel. I mean, pranking them sounds fun but I will choose to help them.
Mariam: I would prank them in a way that I’m helping them. Like, imagine someone’s feeling bad that day, so I would magic a note that says, “I love you” in their locker and now they would be looking around for a secret admirer and it would give them a distraction. And when I confess, we’ll all laugh since it was a harmless prank that the worst thing it caused was confusion and curiosity.
Mariam: But it’s so like you to choose to help them. You’re always so sweet and nice, Doodler. That’s why I love you as a friend and am so glad you got to do this with me!
Doodler: I'm so glad too, I’m looking forward to doing more of these. And yes, Mariam is a great friend too. She's super cool and always my inspiration to keep going. I hope y'all are inspired by her as well.
Mariam: Awww, thank you! InshAllah, we’ll create another post soon and make it even more fun. Cya!
Doodler: Adios!
Mariam: Salut!
Mariam: Assalamualaikum!
Mariam: Ciao!
Mariam: Ok, I’ll stop.
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